The Doctor: Hey I just met you
The Doctor: And this is crazy
The Doctor: But I want you to come time travel with me and I'll show you all of time and space and we'll fight Weeping Angels and Daleks and Cybermen and it will be fucking awesome and we'll be an otp that will tear people's hearts out and it will be awesome and you will probably come close to death several thousand times but that's okay because I'll show you things you've never seen before, and have I mentioned it will be awesome
The Doctor:
The Doctor:
The Doctor:
The Doctor: So call me maybe
The Doctor: Because I live in a phone box
The Doctor: Haha get it

tumboner:

My friends were actually really jealous when I told them I was doing a movie with Johnny. [x]

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lokigodofbadassery:

magnacarta13:

danceanddestroy:

ivyarchive:

Tom Hiddleston on BBC Newsnight, discussing Shakespeare and leadership

Suddenly in the mood to discuss politics with this man over several cups of tea and/or coffee. He can provide the Shakespeare, i can provide the World History of regions often ignored by the West. I could also provide him with a new tie i like that one but i’m growing tired of seeing him wear it so much 

I notice he’s carefully not sitting in his usual manner.  He has to be a good boy when Mother Beeb is watching. Doesn’t decrease his hotness factor one iota, however.

He’s SUCH a chronic tie/suit recycler- but you know what, if anything, it shows the man’s got humility, and doesn’t care for trivial things like a massive wardrobe and the millions in his bank account right now. That being said, I’ve always said he looks better out of clothes than in them. 

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Nick Fury's Song  (Join Me Maybe)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

darkducki:

iamkidloki:

Some alien guy came to earth
converted you now I’m hurt
tesseract we couldn’t convert
and now you’re in our way

trade my sidekick for you back
with arrows all dressed in black
we’re not the ones to attack
but now you’re in our way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty
Coulson’s grabbing Tony
I’ve got Captain “Bone Me”
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
You’ve been in a coma,
So join me, maybe?

It’s hard to look right,
At you baby,
Hammer of lightning?
Uhm, join me, maybe?

Hey, I just met him,
He’s kind of scary,
That green “other guy”
So join me, maybe?

And I know you’re used to
Like, killing Nazis
It’s not the forties
So join me, maybe?

It was real sad that he died
I tried to save him, I tried
Don’t tell nobody I cried
But this could be the way

I won’t let this be the end
Convince them to get revenge
Give them something to avenge
Yes this is the way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty
Coulson’s grabbing Tony
I’ve got Captain “bone me”
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you,
And damn your sexy
The god of mischief
you’re bat shit crazy

It’s hard to look right,
At those baby
Your abs are gorgeous
So join me, maybe?

Hey, welcome back man
oh this is crazy
and with your arrows
You’re looking sexy

And I know you’re into
that one girl peggy
but she’s like eighty
So join me, maybe?

Before you came and joined the team
We were boned, so bad
we had like no chance
We were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team
We were boned so bad
we had like no chance
We were so, so fucked

It’s hard to not look,
At you baby,
Girl power kicks ass,
So join me, maybe

I know I’ve met you,
and I must be crazy
But grab your damn suit
And join me, maybe

You know your little bro
Keeps trying to kill me
But you seem pretty okay
So join us, maybe

Before you came and joined the team
We sucked like, so hard
We had no like, no chance
Yeah, we were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team
We were tots def losing
And you should know that
So join us, maybe

Wow. Very impressed with whoever made this. Better than the original :D

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captainl0ki:

loki-cat:

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLACE

THIS ISNT BROOKLYN

I HAD A DATE OMG

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Happy Birthday, Tony Stark~! []

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